I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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