i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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