i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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