My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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