Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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