I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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