Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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