you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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