I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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