You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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