Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Shame is for Republicans.
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