quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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