I can tuck mytits in my pants
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my shit smells like andre
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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