hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wish I could punch you in the face.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she told me i tasted like america
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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