How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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