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8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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