Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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