i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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