I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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