I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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