She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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