I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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