absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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