no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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