This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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