I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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