Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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