STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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