So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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