brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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