He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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