So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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