some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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