As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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