Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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