Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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