she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
