I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
