Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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