these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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