U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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