capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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