So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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