oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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