is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
