you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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