Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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