do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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