is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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