My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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