she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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