I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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