My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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