We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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