butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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